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Welcome to my parlor, said the spider to the fly, but until I turn into Peter Parker and you transform into some horrific scientific experiment gone horribly wrong, I guess a simple "Hey, hi, how are ya?" will have to do. The name's Rudeboy, and yes, you are within my realm. You shall do everything I command you. Resistance is futile. BWAHAHAHHAHAH! 'Nuff said.
Now, let me see...I put up this webpage because of the relentless requests of MILLIONS of adoring fans. Not! Truth is, along with Calculus, Dance Dance Revolution, and Angelina Jolie, I LOVE technology, but it, too, seems to be rebuking my affections. So this webpage is kinda like an exercise in embracing technology in my arms - forcibly. And for the record, lemme just say that unlike those earnest beings who put up mini-shrines to their good selves, I MUST reiterate that this webpage is but an exercise in webpage-building for me. After all, I figure I should do something more with my Internet hours other than trolling for smut and making fun of people in chat. In other words, I wanted to see what this baby can do, and so here we are - and ain't it great?
My interests: I won't bore you with any irrelevant and self-serving details about me, except that I love billiards, and can often be found shooting pool at Marlon's, one of my favorite pool halls. Once in a while I can also be found in bed, committing adultery, but nah, you don't really want to hear about THAT. I'm also a rabid collector of 12" Action Figures - Star Wars, GI Joes, Assorted comic-book figures - and can be found blowing my hard-earned cash at BEST Toy Store (Ground Floor, Virra Mall) and various comic-book-cum-toy-stores in fine establishments near you. But thanks to the current stratospheric peso-dollar exchange rates, my days of pissing away US dollars on eBay have been suspended - at least maybe until the current administration ends its bizarre term. With THAT, if you have any old 12" Joes on hand that you'd like to, uh, reassign, I'm the man.Well, that's it for now...if you have any comments,complaints, suggestions, we'd like to hear from you. Your cash donations (ideally US dollars) shall also be warmly accepted. Email me at the address below, and who knows? You might just be the lucky winner of my affections and my talented tongue hehehehehe. :P

Rotten.com
GREAT site!! All the pics and news you WON'T get to read in your morning newspaper! :P

Ebay
The MECCA of collectors worldwide. All the items you've ever dreamed of owning, right here, right now, to the highest bidder! Just make sure your dollar account is active and sufficient heheh

RottenTomatoes
CHEEKY movie reviews, pics, and loads of other stuff for movie-maniacs like you and me. 'Nuff said!

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